4 simple rule on how to make $$$ using Facebook & Twitter - Seriously Effective!

There is a way to hack either Twitter or Facebook so that you can make $$$ fast and easy.
This is not totally legal, but money is money, who cares right?

Before you start, read the steps carefully, because one mistake and you will can never redo it again, so be carefull.

How to Make $$$ Using Twitter:

1. Open up your twitter or/and facebook account

2. Click on the dialog/status box to create a post.

3. Hold down your SHIFT BUTTON on your keyboard.

4. While holding the shift button, carefully click on the NUMBER 4 BUTTON exactly 3 times.

Congrats! You’ve successfully made $$$ on Twitter. Now spread this so that everyone will get $$$!

Poke!

1. If you poke someone in facebook, it means that you want her or his immediate attention.
2. But for me poking is a type of silent greeting, e.g I want to greet a pretty and cute and super hot girl, I poke her. (But if you've been poked before and you are not even close to "cute pretty or hot" that just me wanna greet you but too lazy to type "Hi")
3. Today's post isn't about the origin of poking and its uses, no, you can find that in wikipedia or randomly google for it. Our discussions today is about some experiment that I just did.
4. Earlier I found this Greasemonkey script that is called FB Autopoke (PRO). The name itself is self explanatory, so no need for further explanation. But for idiots who still don't get it, it's a script that automatically poke back every friends that have been poking you. And for bigger idiots who doesn't know what Greasemonkey is, go kill your self. And for those who don't (or never use) Firefox, go kill yourself twice.
5. So long story short, installed that script and after verifying its effectiveness, I decided to plan a mass poke. I poked all of my friends, 452 friends in total (will increases but I will limit it to 500) and I will wait for 1 or 2 days just to make sure enough friends are poking back, and when I get enough number of pokes, I will launch the scripts and BOOM, mass autopokeback.
6. Currently only 38 from 452 friends poke back (some friends huh), but never mind, we'll wait and see. My target is about 80% will respond.
7. My intention is clear, I'm bored and I need to do something stupid.
8. But bear in mind that I spend (wasted) about 30 minutes poking everyone in my friends list.
9. Will update the result in 2 days.